Actually, I despise fishing. No really …the whole thing. You would think that I might like the whole lawn chair and the edge of the lake thing – but no. Let’s discuss. First, I despise bait. Could be worms, could be that fake stuff – no matter. I don’t like it. Next, I have an irrational fear of fish hooks. I do. I am certain they will flail about and get hooked into me somehow – most likely in my eye. Finally – I do not enjoy sitting in the woods. I do not like insects, dirt, animals, an
